Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Heath Ledger is Dead / Bitter End Quiz Night

Call me callous, but the first thing I thought of when I heard that Heath Ledger was dead was "Oh God, I hope they finished filming Dark Night!!"




Every Tuesday night, The Bitter End hosts a quiz night. This entails answering general trivia questions as well as identifying songs and pictures of celebrities.

My favorite part of the night, however, is the Team Name Competition. The team with the best name gets a free round of shots. During my first quiz night 2 weeks ago, I thought of the team name "Ghangis Funk." It got almost no reaction from the crowd.

The names that ended up getting the most positive reactions were the dirtiest and almost always referred to the host's (Tim's) mother. Here is a sampling of tonight's names, be warned, they are pretty crass:

  • "The Dow Jones went down so much today that I thought it was Tim's Mom."
  • "If Tim's Mom was Iraq, I wouldn't pull out either."

Tonight's entries also included obligatory Heath Ledger references:

  • "Ten Things I Hate About Myself: #1 - I ODed"
  • "I can't quit Tim's Mom's mangina, so I'll guess I'll take these sleeping pills"
  • "Tim's Mom's vagina is so gross that Heath Ledger fucked her in the anus and then died."

That last one doesn't even make sense.

If anybody is interested in going, The Bitter End is at 5th and Clement and Quiz Night is every Tuesday at 9pm!

3 comments:

alexthegirl said...

I really don't like the last one. It was retarded.
I want to watch "the Dark Knight" now!!

Anonymous said...

More posts!

Anonymous said...

Dirty, Ray. Dirty! Now I'm wondering WHY you go to the Bitter End on Tuesdays... to play an innocent game or to hear those disgusting phrases. Dirty Ray!